shard

Hopping on that bandwagon. Whatever.

A is for age: 34
B is for booze: Sherry cask Scotch, Potato Vodka, Tequila gimlets, Cognac.
C is for career: Sonic chef
D is for dad's name: FUCKER, no I'm kidding, I love my pops, Joseph
E is for essential items to bring to a party: lady, smokes, flask, camera
F is for favorite song at the moment: The Magnificent Seven
G is for girlfriend: Get yer ass over here.
H is for hometown: chicago
I is for instruments you play: Bass, upright bass, guitar, piano
J is for jam or jelly you like: Blueberry jam. Jelly sux
K is for kids: I still get to be one
L is for living arrangements: ultimate rent controlled bungalow
M is for mom's name: Linda Jean
N is for name of a friend: Glen Narimatsu
O is for overnight hospital stays: most recently, ligament surgery
P is for phobias: Tornados and weapons
Q is for quote you like: I'll go down on you so long you won't have to shave for a month
R is for relationship that lasted longest: 3.5 aos
S is for sexual position: light her up like a pinball machine
T is for time you wake up: 20 minutes after my eyes open
U is for unique trait/feature: 7th nephew of Patrick Henry
V is for vegetable you love: okra
W is for worst trait//feature: impulsive
X is for x-rays you've had: dental, elbows, knees, kidney
Y is for yummy food you make: poached eggs, mexican, italian, japanese, thai
Z is for zodiac sign: I don't believe in astronomy