maybe its just where i live, but i was driving to work this morning (savouring it, because i wont be driving for the next few months. fuck you, cop with nothing better to do) minding my own damn business with the music up loud. just up ahead of me some arseclown pulls across two lanes to turn right. this may not sound particularly shit, unless you take into account the fact THERE WERE TWO CARS DRIVING ALONGSIDE HIM. thats right, the other two cars had to brake hard just to avoid t-boning the fucking genius in his work van.
now, i'm all for justice and standing up for... whover really, i dont give a shit. but whoever was driving the other cars were clearly stunned and incapable of reacting. so in the intrests of justice i smashed my horn and flipped the van guy off, screaming obscenites. mainly cause i could, you know? my point is this. you are driving a car. its two tons of metal and glass driving at speeds that would beat down a brick wall on collision. i dont think you morons think about this quite enough, but if you screw up, people die. and if you're lucky enough not to be one of them, the men in blue will be shortly introducing you to your new playmate, who incidentally will make you his bitch.
dont get me wrong, i'm all for idiots killing themselves or being broken in by their new cellmate. as long as they dont take me with them. but of course, no rant about shit drivers would be complete without bringing up the bane of the tarmac.. OLD PEOPLE.ok, seriously. i dont care what measures are in place to make sure that old people on the roads are capable of controlling the death trap they drive. they're not strict enough. not by a fucking long shot. i'm assuming everybody knows what a roundabout is, right? that large arse concrete obstacle at an intersection that you need to drive around? thats right, all you people with SUV's - around, not over, shitwhores. anyways, they normally have large concrete median strips that guide you in the correct direction as you make your journey on to these navigational atrocities.
so i pull up to one, and i'm checking to make sure i can pull out. i step on the accelerator and in that instant pretty much have to drive on to the roundabout itself to escape the hurtling death that is old lady time in her little ford. i have to pinch myself to believe what i'm seeing - the old bitch is driving the wrong way around the thing, and at a complete loss for how to get off! forget how stupid that is in itself, HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET ON BACKWARDS?? im sure the guiding medians make it damn near impossible to go the wrong way! it would take actual effort to intentionally get on backwards, how the hell do you do it accidentally? fuck old people, they shouldnt be driving. the road is no place for a bout of dimentia. thats right, once you hit 70 you need to do the rest of us a favour and hand in your licence. i dont care, catch a fucking cab if you want to get around. not that most cabbies are any better than old people, but if i got started on cabbies, SUV drivers, women, learner drivers.. this rant would go on forever.
if you cant drive, get off my fucking road.
now, i'm all for justice and standing up for... whover really, i dont give a shit. but whoever was driving the other cars were clearly stunned and incapable of reacting. so in the intrests of justice i smashed my horn and flipped the van guy off, screaming obscenites. mainly cause i could, you know? my point is this. you are driving a car. its two tons of metal and glass driving at speeds that would beat down a brick wall on collision. i dont think you morons think about this quite enough, but if you screw up, people die. and if you're lucky enough not to be one of them, the men in blue will be shortly introducing you to your new playmate, who incidentally will make you his bitch.
dont get me wrong, i'm all for idiots killing themselves or being broken in by their new cellmate. as long as they dont take me with them. but of course, no rant about shit drivers would be complete without bringing up the bane of the tarmac.. OLD PEOPLE.ok, seriously. i dont care what measures are in place to make sure that old people on the roads are capable of controlling the death trap they drive. they're not strict enough. not by a fucking long shot. i'm assuming everybody knows what a roundabout is, right? that large arse concrete obstacle at an intersection that you need to drive around? thats right, all you people with SUV's - around, not over, shitwhores. anyways, they normally have large concrete median strips that guide you in the correct direction as you make your journey on to these navigational atrocities.
so i pull up to one, and i'm checking to make sure i can pull out. i step on the accelerator and in that instant pretty much have to drive on to the roundabout itself to escape the hurtling death that is old lady time in her little ford. i have to pinch myself to believe what i'm seeing - the old bitch is driving the wrong way around the thing, and at a complete loss for how to get off! forget how stupid that is in itself, HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET ON BACKWARDS?? im sure the guiding medians make it damn near impossible to go the wrong way! it would take actual effort to intentionally get on backwards, how the hell do you do it accidentally? fuck old people, they shouldnt be driving. the road is no place for a bout of dimentia. thats right, once you hit 70 you need to do the rest of us a favour and hand in your licence. i dont care, catch a fucking cab if you want to get around. not that most cabbies are any better than old people, but if i got started on cabbies, SUV drivers, women, learner drivers.. this rant would go on forever.
if you cant drive, get off my fucking road.