Ok, we all know going to work spectacularly hungover sucks, but how do you make it worse? By having a dentist appointment in the morning, of course! I'm getting entirely too old for this shit. I think my liver may have a black eye. Fml. Only three more hours...I can't give up now.
I'm not one to accept personal limits...I do and either get things done or fall apart trying. So having been in a sling (with some high-speed metal fasteners holding my shoulder together) for a week, I've been lazy (got in some game time!), largely frustrated, and grown a respectable beard. So yesterday was the highlight of the week--I managed to get a shirt on by...
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My local booze retailer ('enabler' for any 12 steppers out there) just handed me passes to the huge regional wine and liquor tradeshow at the end of the month. how awesome is that? Possible downside, the surgery on my shoulder is a week prior. Not sure how those meds will mix with free drinks. Spectacularly, I'd imagjne! #bottomsup
A little pre-surgery vacation. Nothing like a little sand between your toes and spectacular amounts of alcohol to take your mind off all the other crap. Cheers, y'all.
So instead of doing a little traveling and making an extra $10k this winter, I'll likely be home dealing with shoulder surgery. Not sure I'm ready for that--think I'm ready for the glue factory.
Is it me or has this pretty universally been a shitty week? I even went so far as to call in one day to try to reduce the overall suck-level and it was still about three days too long. Fml. The guy at the liquor store will be able to put a kid through college with the tab I've run up this week. My liver...
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sure eating that Trinidad Scorpion chili pepper seemed like a great idea at the time. The hour of hell that followed probably wasn't worth the 20 minutes of shenanigans. #wtfwasithinking 🔥
so yesterday I was trying to take a pic of the tattoo on my back. Either it was at such a stupid angle you couldn't make out the ink, or my butt was in the shot (not quite what I was going for...). How do some of these people make this whole selfie thing look so easy? ;)