shaneka

So finally we have cable in our living room. We went a whole week without cable or internet (well our own internet not the broadband access cards from michael's work). Yesterday, the "independent comcast contractor" comes to "fix" it. He turns on the tv, looks at the wall and tells me, the tv doesn't work.

-The tv doesn't work?

- Yes the tv doesn't work..

-But it worked before Feb 17th...

-Do you have another tv

Of course I have another tv and I pranced to the bedroom and carried the itty bitty vcr/tv combo. He plugged it in and what was on?

PORN PORN PORN. There was porn on in the tape deck and instantly, for some reason, it came on.

I quickly shut it off and ejected the tape.

Michael wasn't home by the way. I was a little bit embarassed, but I got over it.

He had to come back today and he brought a friend. For some reason, he didn't replace the jack and there is just a hole in the wall with a cord coming out of it.. Why? I don't know. Freakin tards. All you need is a truck and some tools, instant independent contractor.....Just add water.