Lessons learned at Warped tour.
The Sun is hot.
Dust sucks.
There are a lot of mohawks out there.
There are a lot of cool punkers out there.
There are just as many freaky punkers out there.
Lines for water don't move. EVER!
Water is precious.
Punkers throw water in the air when their band is playing.
I hate punkers who throw water into the air when their band is playing.
Women will take the little water you have to wash their feet.
Boobs are the only reasson women get away with washing their feet with your water.
There is no such thing as fast food in Calgary when you want it.
Chuck Taylor's provide great blisters.
Roadies wear Chuck Taylor's
It takes 2 hours of wading through shit till my give a fuck breaks.
Punker girls are hot.
Underwater cameras work.
Bikinis rule.
Warm beer sucks even when it's readily availiable and is the only source of moisture.
You will see people you know everywhere, and when you least expect it.
The train doesn't always go to Dalhousie.
Seven people will fit in my truck.
Don't let other people pick the radio station, they constantly change the channel.
Alex isn't on fire.
Searches don't work.
Women's menstral cycles sync up.
I hope you learned something from all of this.