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Wednesday Jun 14, 2006

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This post is inspired by Minx's
Da perfect chick.
First of all, She has a Macintosh, extra points if she's got an apple tattoo somewhere on her body.
She has perfected the art or something ridiculous, something nonsensical, something fun.
She'll punch me, not hard, but she'll hit me when i get out of hand.
She'll punch someone else for me...hard.
She'll stand stand beside me, behind me, with me and she'll flank whoever is harshing my mellow.
When i see her across a crowded room, and we lock eyes, they will sparkle.
She draws monkeys for some weird reason....
...and they all have names that she remembers.

And the last but this one is negotiable
She wears a luchadore mask, and fights crime.

EL SUICIDO LOCO
beledi:
I like monkeys.
Jun 15, 2006

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