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As I mentioned last time Loubie & Amy did the Race for Life in aid of Cancer Research and raised 100. Well Loubie had the genious idea of going round at her work awayday to get more sponsors. Nothing to genious about that you may think but she had the idea to do it while everyone was drunk at the work dinner !!!
She got an additional 100.
Also Amy got a few more sponsors too and now they've raised around 250 if not more.
HOW GOOD ARE MY GIRLS !!!! I am very proud of them
On a sad note though, Amy fell off her scooter yesterday and must have landed on some glass or something as she turned up at the front door very teary and somewhat bloody. I look at her hands and as im washing the first one see it is only a graze and nothing to worry about.
"No worries" I say "it's not too bad"
"It's this hand" and holds up the other one....
FUCK ME..
There is a inch n half gash from her wrist to the centre of her palm that is about 15mm deep, it's pissing blood all over the kitchen floor and I hadn't even seen it.
I'm reasuring her with words whilst my brain is saying "shit this is a bad cut... stiches, major blood loss and various other paranoid stuff". Thing is I had been drinking not a lot but enough to get in trouble if breathalized. So I call Loubie home from work and she gets home pretty swiftly, as you would under the circumstances.
We get to A&E at 18:10.
See Triage nurse fairly quickly. 1 - 0 to the NHS
Get Amy X-Rayed V soon afterward 2 - 0 "hey were doing great here" thinks I.
3 hours later were still sat waiting for something to be done.
Another hour passes, Amy is in Major Agony.
Another hour and prasie the Lord we are called and a "speciallist" escorts us to the room where the stiching and dressing can be done. I'ts in use when we arrive so in true NHS style are left waiting in a corridor with only 1 seat between 3 of us. Thats OK weve been sitting for 5 fucking hours anyway.
I'll be back in a few minutes says our "speciallist"
After about an hour of being left in this corridor Loubie gets up and finds a nurse which took a while to be told our guy is on another case now.
After about half an hour he returns and we finally get under way. He tells us that he has to:
1 - Anaesthetize the area.
2 - Clean the wound to prevent infection
3 - Stich the wound up.
"Fair enough"
What actually happened was :
1 - He stuck a fuck off sized (far too big for a 12 yr olds hand at least) needle actually into the cut worked it round in several arc's whilst injecting the anaestheic. Amy mean while is screaming and I don't mean in a little way here. In all honesty I've seen a few horrific accidents but never heard screaming like this in all my life and never want to again. I felt physically sick.
2 - After waiting again for like 20 mins for the anaethesic to start working. He starts to clean the wound up.This involves sticking pliers into the cut to get out a few specks of dirt. No worries the anaesthetic has rendered all this painless. Has it fuck!!! Amy is still screaming the place down. Loubie has no colour left in her face and is liable to smack this so called fucking speciallist in the gob. So he gives Amy more aneasthetic which again is absolute agony for Amy so now I want to smack the twat. Speciallist my left bollock. He finishes cleaning up the wound we are all colourless exceot the bed Amy is led on which looks like a Cradle of Filth video, blood everywhere.
3 - He starts to stich the wound, again no worries Amy has had twice the amount of aneasthetic so now can;t feel anything right? WRONG she is still in pain, Again "The Butcher" Sticks the needle into her wound winds it around inside for a few more minutes. We wait again....
Finally he says she can't be in pain it's just that she's scared! "you'll be fucking scared if some incompetant fuckwit was butchering your hand you wanker" No I didn't say it bit I came very close.
Off we go again with the stiching. Stiching I couls have done a better job with a bowie knife and a length of anchor chain fron the fucking Titanic!
All in all I've NEVER seen such a cluster fuck in all my born days.
Jesus H Christ I sound like a grumpy old man here but when you take your little girl to hospital you expect them to ease the pain and make it better. Am I asking too much here ?
I am off worh today as Amy cant go and do what she was gunna do with her Nan (who was meant to be looking after her as it is half term) as her hand is too fucked up.
She with her friends watching ....
SHaun of the Dead!!!
Nothing like a bit of blood n guts to cheer her up!!
She always was a bit odd my Amy, Wonder where she gets that from?
Well I'm done ranting but cant be arsed to check for spelling errors etc, I'm too pissed off.
Phew!
JD
As I mentioned last time Loubie & Amy did the Race for Life in aid of Cancer Research and raised 100. Well Loubie had the genious idea of going round at her work awayday to get more sponsors. Nothing to genious about that you may think but she had the idea to do it while everyone was drunk at the work dinner !!!
She got an additional 100.
Also Amy got a few more sponsors too and now they've raised around 250 if not more.
HOW GOOD ARE MY GIRLS !!!! I am very proud of them
On a sad note though, Amy fell off her scooter yesterday and must have landed on some glass or something as she turned up at the front door very teary and somewhat bloody. I look at her hands and as im washing the first one see it is only a graze and nothing to worry about.
"No worries" I say "it's not too bad"
"It's this hand" and holds up the other one....
FUCK ME..
There is a inch n half gash from her wrist to the centre of her palm that is about 15mm deep, it's pissing blood all over the kitchen floor and I hadn't even seen it.
I'm reasuring her with words whilst my brain is saying "shit this is a bad cut... stiches, major blood loss and various other paranoid stuff". Thing is I had been drinking not a lot but enough to get in trouble if breathalized. So I call Loubie home from work and she gets home pretty swiftly, as you would under the circumstances.
We get to A&E at 18:10.
See Triage nurse fairly quickly. 1 - 0 to the NHS
Get Amy X-Rayed V soon afterward 2 - 0 "hey were doing great here" thinks I.
3 hours later were still sat waiting for something to be done.
Another hour passes, Amy is in Major Agony.
Another hour and prasie the Lord we are called and a "speciallist" escorts us to the room where the stiching and dressing can be done. I'ts in use when we arrive so in true NHS style are left waiting in a corridor with only 1 seat between 3 of us. Thats OK weve been sitting for 5 fucking hours anyway.
I'll be back in a few minutes says our "speciallist"
After about an hour of being left in this corridor Loubie gets up and finds a nurse which took a while to be told our guy is on another case now.
After about half an hour he returns and we finally get under way. He tells us that he has to:
1 - Anaesthetize the area.
2 - Clean the wound to prevent infection
3 - Stich the wound up.
"Fair enough"
What actually happened was :
1 - He stuck a fuck off sized (far too big for a 12 yr olds hand at least) needle actually into the cut worked it round in several arc's whilst injecting the anaestheic. Amy mean while is screaming and I don't mean in a little way here. In all honesty I've seen a few horrific accidents but never heard screaming like this in all my life and never want to again. I felt physically sick.
2 - After waiting again for like 20 mins for the anaethesic to start working. He starts to clean the wound up.This involves sticking pliers into the cut to get out a few specks of dirt. No worries the anaesthetic has rendered all this painless. Has it fuck!!! Amy is still screaming the place down. Loubie has no colour left in her face and is liable to smack this so called fucking speciallist in the gob. So he gives Amy more aneasthetic which again is absolute agony for Amy so now I want to smack the twat. Speciallist my left bollock. He finishes cleaning up the wound we are all colourless exceot the bed Amy is led on which looks like a Cradle of Filth video, blood everywhere.
3 - He starts to stich the wound, again no worries Amy has had twice the amount of aneasthetic so now can;t feel anything right? WRONG she is still in pain, Again "The Butcher" Sticks the needle into her wound winds it around inside for a few more minutes. We wait again....
Finally he says she can't be in pain it's just that she's scared! "you'll be fucking scared if some incompetant fuckwit was butchering your hand you wanker" No I didn't say it bit I came very close.
Off we go again with the stiching. Stiching I couls have done a better job with a bowie knife and a length of anchor chain fron the fucking Titanic!
All in all I've NEVER seen such a cluster fuck in all my born days.
Jesus H Christ I sound like a grumpy old man here but when you take your little girl to hospital you expect them to ease the pain and make it better. Am I asking too much here ?
I am off worh today as Amy cant go and do what she was gunna do with her Nan (who was meant to be looking after her as it is half term) as her hand is too fucked up.
She with her friends watching ....
SHaun of the Dead!!!
Nothing like a bit of blood n guts to cheer her up!!
She always was a bit odd my Amy, Wonder where she gets that from?
Well I'm done ranting but cant be arsed to check for spelling errors etc, I'm too pissed off.
Phew!
JD
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fine, keep your money