THE HOTTEST SUICIDE GIRLS ON THE PLANET
After some positive feedback from the rest of the website from my last blog, I thought it was high time I reveal to you my Top choice for BEST SUICIDE GIRLS on the planet. The uniqueness and beauty of these women is astounding, and one can only hope ALL OF the SUICIDEGIRLS can measure up to these amazing standards some day.
Tats, Peircings, Fucked up hair.. What's a SuicideGirl without these essential things? SO without furthur ado, My top 5 SUICIDEGIRLS.
5.) - AMY WINEHOUSE.
Nothing screams attention starved crack-whore better then a few missing teeth, a penchant for cocaine, and a false sense of artistic talent. That's right; screaming Blurblurbrlurbubluargh into a microphone like a black woman gives her enough sass for Suicide girl # 5 award.
4.) - THE BEAST
HAAAAAAY YOU GUUUYYYS!!!!!!!!! Remember that memorable yell? That was sloth from the goonies; which distinctly comes to mind when I look at this picture. This woman does not look like she got hit with an ugly stick, She looks like she got the FUCK beat out of her with it.
3.) - Iron Face
There is one word that came to mind when I saw this picture. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Alright, so thats like 7 wrods. Either way, this man/woman has definately stepped beyond the mega-uber levels of Suicidegirl uniqueness. Piercings beyond an incomprehensible level. And if you invest a lot of time, blood, and skin, you too, can be as holy as this one.
2. - MISS HARDCORE
# 2 on my list. Because not only is she suicide-girl worthy, peircings, weird eye shadow, weird funky hair.. she's fucking the undisputed self-proclaimed champion of HARDCORE. I'm not really sure what makes her so hardcore, but if you find a reason let me know.
1. - Grandma Suicide
This woman's got it all. She's got the looks, the balls, and the brawn. She's covered from head to toe.. and FUCK IT.. she's BALD. That's right, no stylishly pink hair, or new-wave whip. This woman has the beauty and class one can expect from a top-notch Hooker. Not only that, she is an ever strong symbol of the future image these women have to look forward too. That's right, Grandma Suicide gets # 1 on my list of the HOTTEST SUICIDEGIRLS OF ALL TIME!
After some positive feedback from the rest of the website from my last blog, I thought it was high time I reveal to you my Top choice for BEST SUICIDE GIRLS on the planet. The uniqueness and beauty of these women is astounding, and one can only hope ALL OF the SUICIDEGIRLS can measure up to these amazing standards some day.
Tats, Peircings, Fucked up hair.. What's a SuicideGirl without these essential things? SO without furthur ado, My top 5 SUICIDEGIRLS.
5.) - AMY WINEHOUSE.
Nothing screams attention starved crack-whore better then a few missing teeth, a penchant for cocaine, and a false sense of artistic talent. That's right; screaming Blurblurbrlurbubluargh into a microphone like a black woman gives her enough sass for Suicide girl # 5 award.
4.) - THE BEAST
HAAAAAAY YOU GUUUYYYS!!!!!!!!! Remember that memorable yell? That was sloth from the goonies; which distinctly comes to mind when I look at this picture. This woman does not look like she got hit with an ugly stick, She looks like she got the FUCK beat out of her with it.
3.) - Iron Face
There is one word that came to mind when I saw this picture. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Alright, so thats like 7 wrods. Either way, this man/woman has definately stepped beyond the mega-uber levels of Suicidegirl uniqueness. Piercings beyond an incomprehensible level. And if you invest a lot of time, blood, and skin, you too, can be as holy as this one.
2. - MISS HARDCORE
# 2 on my list. Because not only is she suicide-girl worthy, peircings, weird eye shadow, weird funky hair.. she's fucking the undisputed self-proclaimed champion of HARDCORE. I'm not really sure what makes her so hardcore, but if you find a reason let me know.
1. - Grandma Suicide
This woman's got it all. She's got the looks, the balls, and the brawn. She's covered from head to toe.. and FUCK IT.. she's BALD. That's right, no stylishly pink hair, or new-wave whip. This woman has the beauty and class one can expect from a top-notch Hooker. Not only that, she is an ever strong symbol of the future image these women have to look forward too. That's right, Grandma Suicide gets # 1 on my list of the HOTTEST SUICIDEGIRLS OF ALL TIME!
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