so my life just gets more and more wierd.
hanging out with my lesbian friends last night and someone starts making out with someone and then everyone starts making out with everyone and then shirts come off and then one of the dykiest of them all offers her virginity to my husband.
we have an orgy planned for my birthday, april 7th. after a night of partying, of course. which is cool cause i'm always trying to start orgies and everyone always chickenshits out on me. so this is the real deal, i think.
hanging out with my lesbian friends last night and someone starts making out with someone and then everyone starts making out with everyone and then shirts come off and then one of the dykiest of them all offers her virginity to my husband.
we have an orgy planned for my birthday, april 7th. after a night of partying, of course. which is cool cause i'm always trying to start orgies and everyone always chickenshits out on me. so this is the real deal, i think.
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Well... I opened it up and to my surprise. I found the people who belonged to those keys. Apparently, they had gotten so trashed at the party they didn't even notice when I folded the couch back up (I guess that means I was a little messed up to) Funny I never smelled anything. But they say that smoking deadens your sense of smell.. so I guess now that I've quit smoking, I should go sniff around my other furniture and see what happened to that German Girls Volley Ball team I lost track of.
Of course, this is very funny to my wife... leaning over my shoulder... laughing her ass off because she knows I've never been in an orgy in my life. (Been with more than 1 girl at a time before though) <Slap to the back of the head> her:don't type that. ... me:but I want them to know how funny we are... her:don't type that.. LOL
The moral of this story. .. oh wait.. is there one?
By the way Miss.. how is it going with you and cigarettes? I'm at day 11.. had two slips last week but doing ok this week. Still hurts though.