Son of a bitch, I'm going to be a father. Looks like I slipped one past the goalie. Whoo. . . Hooo. . . !!! If it wasn't bad enough that I'm a teacher with a subscription to a fucking porn site, now I'm going to be a father with a subscription to a pornsite. . . What's worse is that I don't even come here ENTIRELY for the nude ladies (but they are a great incentive) My running platform for the position of new father will be that I will let my child pierce or tattoo any part of their body they want, I will force them to take dance (jazz, tap AND ballet) learn at least 2 languages, they will learn an insturment, karate, gymnastics, as well as how to shoot and clean a gun. I will teach them to respect nature, to live off the land and that it's allright to kill anything you want to as long as you eat it when your done. They will have no idea what religion is and their church will be the library, the theatre, the ocean and the woods. They will paint, sculpt and weld. They will roll their eyes when they hear people recite poetry because daddy always says poetry is a bunch of shit out of the mouths of people who hate themselves and don't have any friends. They will use a mouse before they ever set eyes on a pencil and they will learn the universal truth that the Mac is the only computer platform that counts.
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anyway, what did you ask me in my journal? something about, oh yeah! ska metal... I think I might jump onto the stage and kill the band members. maybe. or it might sound good... no, no I don't think so, death it is.
good luck!!
(and don't worry about the porn thing, everyone and their dog has porn, just so long as one of your students isn't on here!)