shaggyford

so I was at a bar with my friends
I loaned my cell phone to my best friend Jessica,
I was danceing with my shirt off
I was told to put my shirt back on by another "friend" guess my body is a embarassment.
I went to leave and tried to get my cell phone back
she dosnt know where it is,
I was found in the toilet paper dispencser in the womans restroom,
What the fuck