shafter_wasco

-have you guys seen or heard of JBX? it's jack in the box extreme. it's supposed to be fancier and has servers and a fireplace and a sleek look. it's pretty lame though and not worth the extra expense.

-3 tests this week. had one on monday, one wednesday, and one thursday. blegh.

-had an arnoldjam tonight. few friends and i watched 5 arnold schwarzeneggar movies and had some beer. it was a hillarious night. couple of my friends and i in particular, quote arnold literally at least 50 times a day. no joke. we've done more arnold impersonations and quoting than any threesome in the world. he has too many ridiculous lines that absolutely never get old....
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-so we still haven't replaced our carpet in my room and i continue to sleep on my matress on the floor in the living room, right next to carlos' standing queen matress and box thing. at about 3 this morning they decided to fall over and crush me. not a cool way to wake up, being pinned down and no one around to help you....
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valentine's day. what a joke. it can lick my balls. how pointless a day on the calendar. what's it's purpose again? to celebrate love? why it sucks:

1)if you really love someone, you should show it whenever you want. not just especially on this day.

2)valentine's day is an excuse for someone to do something cool for someone, cuz they didn't have any balls other...
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miguel snikkered to me that i can know my innerself by rearranging the letters of my full name. i took it as a challenge and spent 2 classes making anagrams of my full name. i made almost two-hundred. here are the best ones that supposedly "show my innerself":

warned drugmaker
drunk game reward
a mad drunk regrew

don't know about those, but the one that...
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-superbowl was football. i care not. good game though. were 3 commercials i really liked.

-american dad = cool. may 1st will be awesome. american dad AND new family guy. oh, sweet jesus! - and how. (someone better get that reference or i'll be sad).

-samuel adams. always a good decision.

-went to see my bro "just john" play at the hot monkey love cafe. look out for him someday. he's gonna make it.

-massive onslaught of cleaning and gardening. this time it will last for good. repainted the rock in our front lawn. now it's badass.
i cannot even comprehend how disgustingly messy some people are. honestly, how hard is it to just not...
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