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Sunday Mar 27, 2005

Mar 26, 2005
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-last saturday of every month the dust factory wholesale vintage clothing opens to the public. i got some good stuff, for damn cheap.

-UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. i'm scooting home from my bud's apartment at 2am with a chevy's sombrero on (i plan on wearing it to the casino tomorrow) and a parked cop asks me to stop. i'm sober. here's the conversation as best i can quote:

Pig: "Where ya headed at this hour?"
Me: "Home."
Pig: "What are ya doing with that scooter?"
Me: confused, "Riding it home, officer."
Pig: "May i ask what the hat's for?"
Me: now annoyed, "It's easter."
Pig: "Have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Me: "Excuse me, but if i had, do you think i could ride a scooter?"
Pig: (no joke, this is what he said) "Touch. have a good night. be careful."
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syntax:
Fantastic. When you first said scooter, I thought Vespa. Then I saw the pictures in the previous entry... what I'm really wondering is, is there a law against riding a scooter (non-motorized) while drunk? There actually is a law against bicycling under the influence (just ask anyone in Davis) but a scooter? A skateboard? Those tennis shoes with secret rollerblade wheels that pop out?

This is probably not something that should be proven empirically.
Mar 29, 2005
tristan:
hahah cops that say touche! thats amazing.
Mar 30, 2005

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