After beating the crap out of Fable's lost chapters, with its extended ending, I've picked up my Lego Starwars 2. The original trilogy was so much better for so many reasons, and the game is no exception to that rule. (Though mr. lucas managed to get a hold of the original and turn it into a blasphemous whore that needs to be subdued, and greedo shouldn't shoot first. Dumbass)
Anyway, The game is absolutely brilliant, with no voice actors they're forced to sort of Mime things with lego characters, and mime them with a sense of humor. I don't think I've actually laughed out loud at a game in a long time, but this one gets me with every cut scene. Little things within the game are wonderful as well, Chewie rips off arms when he kills people, Leia slaps them, and there is a kung-foo robot named IG-88 who does crazy fun stuff (or as crazy fun as lego robots can get)
Giving mr. lucas some credit, he didn't use all of the terrible things that were a part of the special edition trilogy, there are no mobile Jabbas, and the end of the game the Ewoks sing the Yub-Yub song instead of the various planets and the boring computer crap he does. Lovely game, fun as shit. Vader is sexy. The emperor is actually pretty interesting (though I think it should be JUST lightening, no lightsaber for him. Fucking dildo-saber even. Wouldn't that be an idea, dildo of the nerds, lighsaber shaped.)
Aaaanyway, I think I need a few more games to hold me over 'till I can finally get a 360...I'm running on empty for ideasmaybe some Ultimate Spiderman? Maybe I'll just replay some of my horror games, seeing as it is almost Halloween and all. /geek
Anyway, The game is absolutely brilliant, with no voice actors they're forced to sort of Mime things with lego characters, and mime them with a sense of humor. I don't think I've actually laughed out loud at a game in a long time, but this one gets me with every cut scene. Little things within the game are wonderful as well, Chewie rips off arms when he kills people, Leia slaps them, and there is a kung-foo robot named IG-88 who does crazy fun stuff (or as crazy fun as lego robots can get)
Giving mr. lucas some credit, he didn't use all of the terrible things that were a part of the special edition trilogy, there are no mobile Jabbas, and the end of the game the Ewoks sing the Yub-Yub song instead of the various planets and the boring computer crap he does. Lovely game, fun as shit. Vader is sexy. The emperor is actually pretty interesting (though I think it should be JUST lightening, no lightsaber for him. Fucking dildo-saber even. Wouldn't that be an idea, dildo of the nerds, lighsaber shaped.)
Aaaanyway, I think I need a few more games to hold me over 'till I can finally get a 360...I'm running on empty for ideasmaybe some Ultimate Spiderman? Maybe I'll just replay some of my horror games, seeing as it is almost Halloween and all. /geek
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Sorry I passed out so early. How late were you here?