sgwan

I gotta say, it might be easier to figure out time travel than females...

I need a nurse!

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling.

I'm like a superhero without a costume. Or superpowers. Or the hero part. But otherwise I'm exactly like a superhero.

It takes balls to cut apart a perfectly good car made in 1950 just to customize it and put it back together again.

Nothing like being able to pull the 58 Dodge out in New England in the middle of February. Warmer days ahead!

Debt and taxes...

I got a fortune cookie the other day that read "All the troubles you have will quickly pass away". After thinking about this the only conclusions I can come to are either a) I'm hitting the lottery, or b) Karma's taking some people out. I prefer a, just so I can rub it in b's nose.

Can you Bah Humbug Valentine's Day too? Because I am.

Karma's a bitch. That is all.