so we just got a new mattress! a queen-size posturepedic bed. it's so awesome, i had the best sleep i've had in years last night on it. it's so big, naiad and i are going to start having sleep- over parties 
so when they delivered it, i'm in the process of getting ready for work when the doorbell rings. as i come out of the bedroom i can hear my roommate having sex -- VERY, VERY LOUDLY.. both in a vocal and non-vocal manner. it's like four o'clock in the afternoon.
so moral dilemma ensues: do i knock on the door and tell him to keep it down, or just hope for the best?
well, my roommate is obviously pretty close to finishing, so i hope he'll finish it up by the time i let the man up the stairs to my room.
of course, it doesn't work out this way.
i open the door and the delivery man is a young indian guy who barely speaks english. i let him up the stairs and i walk into my room to show him where to put the new bed. he gets to the top of the steps and stops dead in his tracks and quickly turns his head towards the direction of my roommate and breaks into a quick smile and looks at me. i just smile back.
i mean, what else am i supposed to do?
fortunately, the action fest down the hall was over soon enough before the other delivery guy came in.
so question: what would you do?
so when they delivered it, i'm in the process of getting ready for work when the doorbell rings. as i come out of the bedroom i can hear my roommate having sex -- VERY, VERY LOUDLY.. both in a vocal and non-vocal manner. it's like four o'clock in the afternoon.
so moral dilemma ensues: do i knock on the door and tell him to keep it down, or just hope for the best?
well, my roommate is obviously pretty close to finishing, so i hope he'll finish it up by the time i let the man up the stairs to my room.
of course, it doesn't work out this way.
i open the door and the delivery man is a young indian guy who barely speaks english. i let him up the stairs and i walk into my room to show him where to put the new bed. he gets to the top of the steps and stops dead in his tracks and quickly turns his head towards the direction of my roommate and breaks into a quick smile and looks at me. i just smile back.
i mean, what else am i supposed to do?
fortunately, the action fest down the hall was over soon enough before the other delivery guy came in.
so question: what would you do?
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tigerlily:
stand outside the door and say very loudly, "we're gonna have COMPANY!" too funny. good thing the guy had a sense of humor.
sicily:
you know i would have opened the bedroom door and screamed "GAY SEX GAY SEX!!!!!"
