I feel oddly aware of being alive today. I don't think I've ever felt this way before.
if you've never felt like this, you should try it sometime. here's a step-by-step guide:
1) Eat very little all day, but still feel satisfied.
2) Discuss making your own underwear with your girl-crush (the one with the cute smile).
3) Buy lunch for a pretty stranger. She will ask for your phone number and promise to repay you.
4) Watch an indie movie in a theater. Feel like you are the only one who appreciates it.
5) Walk home in the cold while wearing a big hat. Reflect on your day.
Also, someone pooped in the hot tub late Saturday night. I don't think it was me. Update to follow.
if you've never felt like this, you should try it sometime. here's a step-by-step guide:
1) Eat very little all day, but still feel satisfied.
2) Discuss making your own underwear with your girl-crush (the one with the cute smile).
3) Buy lunch for a pretty stranger. She will ask for your phone number and promise to repay you.
4) Watch an indie movie in a theater. Feel like you are the only one who appreciates it.
5) Walk home in the cold while wearing a big hat. Reflect on your day.
Also, someone pooped in the hot tub late Saturday night. I don't think it was me. Update to follow.
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Anywho, thanks for stopping by my set, hun.