today was the first day of crass of the new semester.
it was also the first Porn Tuesday of the semester.
we watched a Clown Porn. it was hilarious *HONK HONK*. but it made me depressed.
***20 minutes after clown porn***
me (in tears): if the clowns can *sob* find love *sniffle*, why can't I?
my dearest friend (wanting to laugh at the rediculousness of my statement, but holding it in due to the fact that I am genuinely upset): *breaks down* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
so, yeah. I have some issues right now. Number one= why does the clown porn we watched tonight have its own myspace? Number two= why oh why did I have to see my ex walking with another girl while I was en route to Porn Tuesday? Number three= why did the facebook start this new stalker-encouraging feature that lists all your friends updates? (and the biggie)Number four= why do I keep compulsively checking said facebook to see what said ex is doing and with whom?
Speaking of el facebook, I made a new picture for mine today. Hurrah!
i'm not sorry, there's nothing to say
it was also the first Porn Tuesday of the semester.
we watched a Clown Porn. it was hilarious *HONK HONK*. but it made me depressed.
***20 minutes after clown porn***
me (in tears): if the clowns can *sob* find love *sniffle*, why can't I?
my dearest friend (wanting to laugh at the rediculousness of my statement, but holding it in due to the fact that I am genuinely upset): *breaks down* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
so, yeah. I have some issues right now. Number one= why does the clown porn we watched tonight have its own myspace? Number two= why oh why did I have to see my ex walking with another girl while I was en route to Porn Tuesday? Number three= why did the facebook start this new stalker-encouraging feature that lists all your friends updates? (and the biggie)Number four= why do I keep compulsively checking said facebook to see what said ex is doing and with whom?
Speaking of el facebook, I made a new picture for mine today. Hurrah!
i'm not sorry, there's nothing to say
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eddie:
She's really great solo! Really cooky voiced, country beats, and kind of a talking type singing theme. Kinda Joanna Newsom-y.
hr:
I feel incredibly old now, because I remember when the facebook was actually a, you know, book. Thanks for ruining my Saturday. I think I'll go take a nap.