just got out of the shower and I was thinking --- you really can tell alot about how your night is going to go by how you get ready....
what my getting ready reveals....
no shower -- good luck - i'm probably in a bad mood and just want to get drunk and be left alone
shower - no leg shaving - i'm ready to have fun but dont expect that much fun
shower w/ shave - I might be getting lucky tonight...sort of a just in case
shower w/ shave and bikini wax - i'm planning on a little more than a few drinks tonight....definitely out of the prowl
shower w. shave, wax and toe nail painting - this is a sure thing night...if my dat doesn't come through - an ex is getting a late night call....
shower w. shave, wax, toe painting and enema - I hope you got a good night sleep last night cause expect to be busy for the next 24 -48 hours....
what my getting ready reveals....
no shower -- good luck - i'm probably in a bad mood and just want to get drunk and be left alone
shower - no leg shaving - i'm ready to have fun but dont expect that much fun
shower w/ shave - I might be getting lucky tonight...sort of a just in case
shower w/ shave and bikini wax - i'm planning on a little more than a few drinks tonight....definitely out of the prowl
shower w. shave, wax and toe nail painting - this is a sure thing night...if my dat doesn't come through - an ex is getting a late night call....
shower w. shave, wax, toe painting and enema - I hope you got a good night sleep last night cause expect to be busy for the next 24 -48 hours....
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tha guy was surely a dumb one!