So last week I went out to Tampa Florida to visit a friend. It was kinda strange. All there was to do was sit around and drink. Maybe that was the company I chose, maybe not. So the girl I went to see ended up being a manic depressive, alcoholic , with attachment issues. I didnt think she was going to let me leave.She was the kinda girl who would stab you, just so you would miss your flight. I told the Airline to get me an early flight or I would chop her up and put her body parts in the bay. They complied, happily. I learned some very importent lessons on this trip though.
1. Never visit a stranger for more than 3 days.
2. Always have a back up plan.
3. At the first sign of psycoticness remove yourself from the situation.(dont wait for the three red flags).
4. Woman are crazy (objectional)
5. Airports arent fun anymore.
1. Never visit a stranger for more than 3 days.
2. Always have a back up plan.
3. At the first sign of psycoticness remove yourself from the situation.(dont wait for the three red flags).
4. Woman are crazy (objectional)
5. Airports arent fun anymore.