Updated for me and me alone, since, once again, no one reads this but me.
It must be the seventies because I have been modified by science . . . I may not be the Million Dolllar Man, but I can say I am his sidekick, the $25.09 man. Went up to 12 guage for piercing, stoopid 14s, can't handle me.
See the best movie ever!! Its out right now!! See "The Core" I am still deciding if the makers new how to read, because if anyone read the script beforehand they'd've thrown it in the garbage by page 3.
"My God!! They're giant Diamonds!!"
"I call it unobtainium."
It must be the seventies because I have been modified by science . . . I may not be the Million Dolllar Man, but I can say I am his sidekick, the $25.09 man. Went up to 12 guage for piercing, stoopid 14s, can't handle me.

See the best movie ever!! Its out right now!! See "The Core" I am still deciding if the makers new how to read, because if anyone read the script beforehand they'd've thrown it in the garbage by page 3.
"My God!! They're giant Diamonds!!"
"I call it unobtainium."
mmm two day old banana slurrpee........