sexdwarf

Ok, here goes . . .

Last Night was FUCKING AWESOME, so awesome, it was RAD even!! But I digress, chronological order.

Night before last, friend Trung threw Halloween party. WHOOO, that was . . .haha . . . yea. Many attractive peoples, much freeflowing booze, and wouldn't ya know it, I make a friend of a guy who with in 5 minutes of us talking finds a gram in a big cushy chair! I don't have luck like this, Armageddon is at hand, or my life is nearing its end at least.

The day after: Awoke w/o the slightest hangover!! Which significantly added to my life's current coolness.

Later that night (last night): Monster Massive, I'm melting just recalling it, and unfortunately don't have the time to type 6 pages of events and adjectives. That is because of 1 event, not the first or last, but best by far.

I'm rolling and dancing (you can dance by moving only your torso right?). From where I do not know, a very attractive petite girl comes up and starts talking to me. Soo . . . 2+2 or E plus attractive girl =

So, no time for more. Must prepare my best Halloween.


Top 6 things to feel when rolling:
boobies
butt
vibrating items
boobies
skin

drumroll for number one . . . . . . . .

BOOBIES!!


I got no game.