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Sunday Aug 03, 2008

Aug 3, 2008
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I used to believe I had no game, well, I don't know how to say how wrong I was apparently. Turns out I'm just retarded with girls unless their hands actually go down my pants and pull me to a dark corner by my junk.

Example.
Me, watching the room for good candid event shots. I eye the cute puerto rican girl across the room. She sees me looking. With me still watching, she, ahem, adjusts her assets, gets up and walks all the way across the room to me, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me, "No."
Her, "Are you gay.?"
Me, "Haha, I'll take that as a compliment, but no."
. . .
And the conversation ends there. My aloofness can surprise even myself sometimes.
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leopold:
LOL....dude you have no idea how many times that has happen to me, I am a total social retard, especially when it comes to chicks, if my wife hadnt walked up to me at the show we met at Id still be single and spending all my money at strip clubs....

i feel your pain biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Aug 13, 2008
barny:
i wish hot people pulled me into the corner by my junk

doesnt happen much. it sucks

i was thinking of dragging someone else into the corner by their junk. but then i just got scared that there junk wasnt in the mood :|
Aug 24, 2008

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