here's what I know.
nahhh never mind.
nahhh never mind.
shema:
Your wisdom is awe inspiring.
So *get* angry. It makes your back arch.
Natural? Come on. Natural is for the damn hippies.
Oh stop whimpering that your boyfriend "only" wants you for sex. You should be thrilled that he wants you at all.
Nothing says "I love you" like an illicit lunch-time slam.
shema:
I'll take your advice, sir. But what about the recumbent DNA and subsequent ectoplasm? Did you ever stop to think about that???
scratamus:
Sadly his parents (who wanted nothing to do with him till we split up) totally support everything he does because they think it makes them look good to other people! The apple doesnt fall far from that tree!!
The Pope appealed for world peace today. I'm pretty sure at this point he's just breaking our balls.
shema:
Lol
So I asked Jesus if he was doing anything to celebrate tonight and he said: "Hope and Crosby marathon on Channel Two."
shema:
Ha nice dude
What kind of perverse cult makes chastity a virtue?
I was talking to Jesus. I said, "You know there are millions of people who pray to you for stuff?" and he said, "Dude are you shitting me?"
I didn't say anything for awhile and he kept staring at me and then he said: "You're shitting me, right?"
I didn't say anything for awhile and he kept staring at me and then he said: "You're shitting me, right?"
shema:
Lol, nice...
I come here for the ambient ass.
It's my fortress of solitude.
It's my fortress of solitude.