America invented the bad blowjob. But there's something majestic about the American bad bj. It conjures images of farm combines, egg-beaters, and industry.
FamDom?!
What is it about stoners and stupid haircuts?
Do you just get to a point where you've spent so much time high that you look in the mirror one morning (or is it evening? Fuck it dude, whatev) and say: "I know. A mohawk in the middle of my face"?
Do you just get to a point where you've spent so much time high that you look in the mirror one morning (or is it evening? Fuck it dude, whatev) and say: "I know. A mohawk in the middle of my face"?
If you're thinking of becoming a SuicideGirl and you're looking for a name, please consider "Drillzilla."
(That doesn't mean you do only power-tool themed sets.)
(That doesn't mean you do only power-tool themed sets.)
What kind of moron wastes his fantasies on football?
louisiana:
This moron does! I'm gunna be in the playoffs, baby!
Junior's Anal Virtues
If Parp hadnt promised to lend me his hotel/discount/fornication card and also promised to give me an alibi and if he hadnt turned a simple side screw into some bizarro test of my humanity I would have been gleefully balling my wife that Saturday morning.
Chapter 44, "Notes From the Upper West Side"
If Parp hadnt promised to lend me his hotel/discount/fornication card and also promised to give me an alibi and if he hadnt turned a simple side screw into some bizarro test of my humanity I would have been gleefully balling my wife that Saturday morning.
Chapter 44, "Notes From the Upper West Side"
disingenuous /disinjenyoos/ :
A man who says "nice ink" to a naked woman.
A man who says "nice ink" to a naked woman.
I'm sorry sweetheart but dating you is like being in the Telltale Heart only with giggling.
I'm in the heart of Manhattan right now. No kidding, tourists are out in Times Square watching Sandy close up.