I am in the mood to be lectured by an evil mommy with long black hair and an unquenchable thirst.
Well, a new beginning for me as I've heard through the grapevine that I am about to be named Senator from Illinois.
Quite a surprise, as I was certain I would be outbid, but perseverance pays.
Thanks in advance for your best wishes!
Quite a surprise, as I was certain I would be outbid, but perseverance pays.
Thanks in advance for your best wishes!
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thora:
But when the alcohol wears off... 
Once again - best compliment ever, and although nothing is original, very...original!
Once again - best compliment ever, and although nothing is original, very...original!
abbiss:
??? what did you mean?
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thora:
Thanks! That would've been part of an SG set but like most of them it was rejected.
thora:
Hahaha!
Another day, another 21 grams of fat.
Solid food is for losers!
Solid food is for losers!
Maybe you shouldn't vote this time out, you know? Find somebody to not vote with and not vote for the whole day. From behind.
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thora:
THANK YOU! Did you open an ebay acct for this?
You didn't do Black Friday, did you?
You didn't do Black Friday, did you?
thora:
still in my bathrobe...re. James Taylor, well, ouch. 
thora:
Yes, monogamy IS a fetish; I've known it for a while.
And...aw, shucks, thanks.
And...aw, shucks, thanks.
I adore the MILFs of the upper west side, seen during the day, and unaccompanied by their fat, cargo-shorts-wearing, man-toddler husbands.
That is the aesthetic price one pays for living here. Attractive women married to loud porkers who don't blow their noses and laugh when they learn a new non-english word for "shit." Yes, that is the esoterica of my fellow American, circa 2008, and...
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That is the aesthetic price one pays for living here. Attractive women married to loud porkers who don't blow their noses and laugh when they learn a new non-english word for "shit." Yes, that is the esoterica of my fellow American, circa 2008, and...
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thora:
machine KUUUUUUNT!!!!
thora:
Perhaps in your pants...there is?
I have been reduced to a gym rat. My life is one of ecstatic pain, constant, punctuated by unsatisfied cravings for carbohydrates and fat. I absorb protein like a sponge, I am no longer a suitable companion for porcine wrecks.
renna:
When I get really into the gym, I end up spending all my time there, too.
There are worse hobbies...
There are worse hobbies...
I was walking past Lincoln Center tonight and I thought, I need some caffeine.
It was about 8:15 and the square was packed with limos, but its Lincoln Center so what else is new?
As I'm walking toward the door though I notice this cat in a nice black suit with a wire clipped to his color and I think, "secret service," which it was....
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It was about 8:15 and the square was packed with limos, but its Lincoln Center so what else is new?
As I'm walking toward the door though I notice this cat in a nice black suit with a wire clipped to his color and I think, "secret service," which it was....
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