Some people come here because the ladies are naked. Personally, I think they all bake. That's just a suspicion but it's one I'm pretty sure about. And I bet they use lots of chocolate chips.
Dear SG: I'm looking for a bookish gal in her, oh, I don't know, not in her teens who knows that the latex is supposed to come off at some point and can answer these questions:
1) why do your glasses have such thick rims?
2) where does the sun set if you're *already in the West*?
3) how did Mark Twain sign his name?...
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1) why do your glasses have such thick rims?
2) where does the sun set if you're *already in the West*?
3) how did Mark Twain sign his name?...
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I come to SuicideGirls for the pie.
lee:
What? There's pie?!
lee:
Damn that Lisa Simpson and her sax 
One enthusiastic hooker brings more joy to the world than a hundred mother theresas.
Third party controls are for the dilettanti.
March is National Say Fuck Instead of Make Love month
Do you know how much family values oriented iPhone apps pervert the mind from the pursuit of erotic pleasure? Have some more waffles fatso and don't be thinking about cunt and its lips!
Juno would have been so much better if she'd had the abortion.
nietzsche:
haha I agree. ^_^
thank you for your sweet compliment, makes me all warm n fuzzy inside. like a llama cuddled up beneath my ribcage. <3
thank you for your sweet compliment, makes me all warm n fuzzy inside. like a llama cuddled up beneath my ribcage. <3
today would be an excellent day to tell the loser expecting a gift that you've found someone who fucks you better
lizardam:
I love your honesty.
lizardam:
What did I do?
Kiss me, bitch.