What do you get someone for Christmas, someone who seems to have everything? Well, ass is always special. Since the year 1 A.D., nothing says Merry Christmas with the same style.
If the right side of your brain is creativity and the left side is logic then which side is the one filled with pictures of ass?
lizardam:
They travel the corpus callosum.
lee:
Yum.
Girlies!
Okay so I've written this black character named Dath Nathty.
People keep saying, "Dude, a little racist or what?"
And I'm like, wait a minute, racist? The guy is the coolest character ever!
People keep saying, "Dude, a little racist or what?"
And I'm like, wait a minute, racist? The guy is the coolest character ever!
I'm resolving to use the word "comely" more in my appraisals of supple ladies.
"Pretty comely, Fellatia! Pretty. Damn. Comely."
"Pretty comely, Fellatia! Pretty. Damn. Comely."
What is living the dream?
I think living the dream is doing a chick named Thistle or Killme.
Arch your back, Thistle.
Oh yeah, right there, Killme.
That is what I believe.
I think living the dream is doing a chick named Thistle or Killme.
Arch your back, Thistle.
Oh yeah, right there, Killme.
That is what I believe.
kirin:
The way I look at things is there is always room for me to learn to do something better. 
blackbettiepaige:
Thanks so much for your comment. It put a smile on my face.
Ladies I have noticed -- with some alarm -- that some of you are still in pants, vaginas tucked away like little wet secrets. Me, a tasty snatch? I'm a Barbie Doll!