Saturday Jun 04, 2011

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To the tourists in Hell's Kitchen: No, I am not in a band. No, I am not that guy.

To the men from the suburbs in Hell's Kitchen: No, I am not gay. No, you may not suck my cock.
rhymeswithmike:
Haha!

I hate when that happens. wink

Saturday Jun 04, 2011

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you have to admire a girl who makes facial exercise a priority.

Friday Jun 03, 2011

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I'm linking to sash's set because it's as close as I can get to having her all to myself.

Wednesday Jun 01, 2011

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Don't move to the country. They'll kill you on your porch with flag- and pie-chatter.

Tuesday May 31, 2011

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I'm sorry. When you said "let's cuddle" I assumed you meant my cock.
scratamus:
LMFAO i'm sorry but this blog just made me burst out laughing!!! biggrin Good one!!

Sunday May 29, 2011

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The sidewalks of the city are littered with fugly crust. And some of it is wearing cargo shorts.
rhymeswithmike:
Hahahahaha~!

The fugly crust here in Taipei are wearing dual non-complimentary flower patterns and sandals with ankle socks. Amazing.
whatever
sevillus:
Yipes!

Saturday May 28, 2011

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Today God wants you to know that if you just have a little faith you can pull that trigger and the bullet will bounce right off your skull.

Saturday May 28, 2011

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Wait a minute. So was that rapture thing last Saturday or this Saturday? I lost my phone and it had all my apocalypse info.
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