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Monday Sep 19, 2011

Sep 19, 2011
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I recently had a long conversation with your lord and savior.

Yes, that one.

He told me that, now that I've come over to His side, He'd like me to know just how pissed off he is at SuicideGirls. And not just SuicideGirls, but GirlSuicides, SumoGirls, and a stripper He singled out who goes by the name Sue Girlyside.

In fact, pretty much disassociate yourself from any words that mention girls, a self-inflicted injury, and a chinese meal made with noodles that starts with "chop."

This is not to be taken lightly. He was strumming a stringed instrument while ranting, and even though it was a ukulele it seemed real menacing when His head turned into a dog's head and then into nine heads and then back into a person head again.

He didn't use words like "hell" or anything, but when He left I was pretty nervous, so I made this blog post. I think He might be watching me and that makes me a little jittery still.

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