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Friday May 09, 2008

May 9, 2008
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I met a writer of gay erotica yesterday who told me his name was "Patrick Large."

I am suspicious of that, and wonder why authors of erotica whom I know, male and female, have not only decided to give themselves bogus pen names, but *lame* bogus pen names.

By the way, I have developed a peeve that will be my pet for the next 60-90 minutes. And that is the overuse of the phrase, "her pussy beckoned me" in smut. Or: "her pussy lay there, beckoning." At first I thought it was the overuse of the actual words that annoyed me.

It is not. I can just as easily be annoyed by "her pussy entreated me." And it all has to do with the insinuation of an animated pussy, with a will of its own, waving one over, or winking, or licking its lips, or however else one might imagine a pussy - all on its own - indicating that it wants you to approach.

Forget the 60-90 minutes. I'm forgetting about it already.
sweetbutch:


can a peeve be named pet

if it only lives sixty to ninety minutes


more of a passing peeve, isn't it



for many many years

i've been pissed off by other people's puddles


these puddles outside the shower

do not beckon

but sicken and annoy


tho probably completely harmless


my peeve lives as long as a cockateel


May 9, 2008
thora:
No hyperbole - best comment ever! kiss
May 9, 2008

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