severity

So, HARRY POTTER then eh? I haven't read it yet so please PLEASE do not spoil it for me or I will be forced to hunt you out and shove the book into your rectum. And it's a hardback.

I went and queued for it at midnight, on the way home from the pub where some tipsy friends started threatening to read the last page of the book. One of them actually shouted out the last line! ..They paid dearly for their mistake. I've gone Harry Potter crazy for the past week, watching all of the films and recapping on the books, maybe it's all a bit sad but I figure why the fuck not, it's the last book! EVER! (Probably)

I'm really content and happy these days, probably because i've been spending more time with actual live people and not evaporating in my room. I went to Glasto, I was working as a Green Policeman, which basically meant I had to make sure people didn't piss everywhere. We got to be silly, dress up and make silly slogans to shout like 'Don't piss on the grass, or Michael Eavis will kick your arse". The piss gets washed down into the river and kills thousands of fish so we had a very serious matter of blowing whistles and chasing naughty pissers. It was really fun and I met some really nice people

So... the mud....




I have to say Glastonbury was the best festival that I've ever been to. Most people were dead nice and I love how it's about so much more than just music. I loved playing about in the craft fields and hanging out at the Stone Circle. I WISH I had taken my camera but I just assumed if I did it would end up getting damaged, which it probably would have because i'm pretty clumsy and it was so muddy. I still have the welly chaffage scars!

Straight after Glasto I went straight to Cornwall which was so nice and relaxing after the madness of Glastonbury. I didn't pack any other stuff so I had to wear my muddy stuff around but I was past caring.

Hope you're all good