sevenmag

I hate my neighbors kids, all 734 of them.There is really only eight of them, but they are like a pack of feral dogs roaming the streets of my once quiet neighborhood.They stand around my yard waiting for me to come out, so they can harass me about swimming in my pool.As if I want a bunch of little kids peeing in there, not to mention that I would be liable if an accident were to happen.My only option now is to seek refuge in the basement and drink heavily.


-under seige-