sevenmag

If you ever feel yourself little, useless, offended and depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest, most victorious sperm out of hundreds of millions.--------





in other news, i survived various clubs, one crazy ass party, my parents anniversary, several roller coasters, and my little sisters cooking.It was a good weekend, my b-day is this weekend.............we'll see how this year goes?

My foot hurts and i have a slight hangover, but all in all it was a good night. The drinks were cheap and the ladies were plentiful, i even got my unskilled ass up on the dance floor(that had too be a scary sight indeed)After the festivities my brother and a friend of mine crashed at my house(one on the couch one in the spare...
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Cheap beer and Vicodin, its gonna be a fun night, for sure.

Im up at 4am and i dont have to go to work today!!!!!on the downside i do have a doctor appointment to tend to at 8:15...........i seem to have been bitten on the toe by some random critter(prob a spider,and spider bites can get nasty if left unattended,so better safe than sorry)

Barring the wounded toe, and the countless dead brain cells i would say...
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So ive been gone for awile, but im back with a vengance, im really looking forward to catching up with all you miscritants!!!!

I went out to dinner with my parents tonite, and its been along time since i heard that much bitching in a single night.Dont get me wrong i love my 'rents to death, but i can olny be around them for about eleven minutes before my head is about to explode.

two cases of beer, two slabs of ribs.


ill be in the backyard cooking.

People suck ass, i swear.



i just got interrogated at a grocery store.



i went to buy some fucking shoestrings.


appearently they thought i had more than shoestrings(like shit in my pockets).




i did not.



I was pissed and made a scene.


they were pissed and made a scene.


We all made a scene, and the cops came.


I got searched.



They found nothing.


I...
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I got tickets to Superjoint Ritual this morning, i didnt even know they were coming, i went to a head shop to get some screens, and theres this giant line of people, and im all like what the fuck, and theyre all like superjoint..........so i got in line,its not for a month,but it should kicks ass.And they are gonna be at Ozzfest which i already...
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All work and no play makes jack a dull boy, so we must remedy this problem tonight, yes....tonight.

MHUHUHUHAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Brandon

Mondays suck ass.


that is all.

Do you ever get the feeling that your life would make a good movie......mine would be a cross between Kids and Bright Lights Big City,....i think, im not really sure but i think my life expierence would make a kick ass movie, its got all the elements of a good flick: drugs, turmoil, execitment, angst, pitfalls, glory,and it would also be very stand offish,..............anyways i...
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