sethomatik

Introducing Getz to SG.
And let's not forget Gilberto.

I call them The Dogs. They get fucking stoked when they see me and wag their tales. No shit. I'm not allowed to have pets in my apartment, so until I get my chihuahua Mickey, this does very well. They cost about five dollars each, and I have spent hundreds of dollars keeping after them since. Worth every penny.
This is absolutely as close to parenthood as I plan to get in the next 10 years or so. And it's bliss.