Dreams on The Patch: Catch the Pixies on tour at an empty park venue in Red Hook. They are upset that the projects didnt empty out to see them so I reassure them that they will be big this summer. HUGE. They make me their tour manager. Joey Santiago is nowhere to be seen, for some reason, but that Kelly Deal is on the line up. She has great boobs. We enlist Johnny Cash to come out and play a song at one show (because hes, like, not dead), and the whole band (and road crew) wear matching black cowboy shirts. Kim and Kelly run off with Johnnys roadies under a dock somewhere where they end up snorting a bag of heroin together.
Somewhere in this I remember trying to bash a mans head in with a claw hammer - Im sure I had a good reason to do this, I just cant remember what it is now as its not the time of thing Im likely to do without reason.
Oh yes, and my ex-girlfriend of seven years and my best friend end up in the same apartment in Red Hook. I think we share it with the hammer man, who is a bit off his nut.
Here's Dmitri From Paris.
Somewhere in this I remember trying to bash a mans head in with a claw hammer - Im sure I had a good reason to do this, I just cant remember what it is now as its not the time of thing Im likely to do without reason.
Oh yes, and my ex-girlfriend of seven years and my best friend end up in the same apartment in Red Hook. I think we share it with the hammer man, who is a bit off his nut.
Here's Dmitri From Paris.
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