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Monday Jan 26, 2004

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So I just performed a finishing move on myself. Here's the button combo for those of you playing at home:

Get up, go turn on 'puter and then hit: Up, Up, Stretch, Up, Right, Stretch, Right.

At this point you should hear an audible crunch as pain shoots through your body from the neck area and you are paralyzed there for a good day or more.

Now I have this compress attached to it like some parasitical potato pancake from the original Star Trek series. (Dear Mom, SEND PERCOSETS).

This is all a great excuse to lie around, read, and watch Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVD. Isn't It?

If its not one thing, Its another.

Happy Year of the Monkey my monkies...

ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa
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slinkster:
nope, but i'm not getting any, so i'm jealous. haha.

dirty muppet sing a longs are fun.

feel better!
xoxoxo
Jan 26, 2004
clickbeeptss:
where's our photobooth pic?

in the magical land of things that don't exist.
Jan 26, 2004

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