seth0067

So this week I am going in for surgery to make my big fat ugly mouth smaller. Its sort of the opposite of what that dude from "Iichi the Killer" had done, and the current size I'm going for will be about the size of one of those thick straws you get with Bubble Tea. The side effect from this, of course, is to make me look eternally startled, but its a small price to pay for me not ever again finding my foot suddenly jammed up to its ankle in there.

Making a big batch of macaroni and cheese tonight. Who wants some?