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Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Dec 13, 2006
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OK .. finally an update from the long lost hermit bitch (I am).

Not to much new to report other than I hate my job and need to find a new one. My skills include (but are not necessarily limited to) ...

- being able to eat hella strong tweed cookies and not puke
- writing fuck you e-mails
- stealing neglected dogs
- scaring children
- falling down stairs
- making fart sounds in my armpit

Anyone wanna hire me? Come on you know you wannnnna.

Other than that .. Demonika's show is this Saturday ... I am very excited. I haven't been out in yonks, instead I have been holed up in my room with some crazy meditiation tracks and a book on how to open your third eye. I should have noooooo problem fitting in to society RIGHT?????? Uh huh ....

I did a set with the UBER talented Lavonne recently, but I am unsure of whether to submit it or not. The photography is beyond superb, but I'm not so sure about my posing. Perhaps instead of submitting it, I will take the top pictures from that set (there are some hot ones for sure), along with some hot pics from another set that never made it and sell the prints with Lavonne so we can both make a little moolah off them? Thoughts? I guess I should really discuss this with my beautiful photographer first.

OK .. I leave you with this .. why I love this man oh so much:

Henry Rules!
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s_eldorado:
I'd totally hire you to serenade me with armpit farts and regale me with instructions on third eye winking but, alas, geography is against us.

In any case, have a fantastic Christmas and who knows, we may actually MEET one day yet!

xo
Dec 24, 2006
dwz3:
ha! wandering thru the wilderness w/ a good buzz is always fine. no matter what the occasion.
i remember (still!) reading Ralph Waldo Emerson's account of a "moment" while walking across the village square during a snowfall. always made me wonder, how far into the gravy was Ralph dipping?
happy holidays!
Dec 29, 2006

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