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Dear Father,
Its been um... hmmm... um alot of time since my last confession. No wait father stop! Ok Im done. Anywho well what i learned in the last week ive been 21 is that i believe drinking is somehow associated with smokin. Its like everytime i have a beer a cigarrette is never to far off. Anyways my buddy took me out to some bar "round these parts" (brushin up o my prawper english hehehe) he told me there was going to be girls there and pretty much nope just abunch of older people... elderly... not young...wow you cant really say it with out feelin like an asshole. Ok cut back to the story no girls (ok some women but most of them could be my mothers) my buddy ends up taking me to a house of a friend of his... next thing i know we are in this trailer park... im drinkin whiskey and he starts makin out with this um elderly woman.... oh god Noxious! Anywho i held my own and um had like four pots of coffee and chattin with the um elderly womans daughter who is pretty much my age... . It was cool though they were all good people (but hey arent we all after a few beers) I guess Pensacola aint that bad.... no wait pensacola does suck but it looks better through a shot glass. Ok I need to recouperate.
BAMF!