so i haven't been to work in two days... i was in bed allll day on sunday and monday because i was pratcically coughing my lungs out. at dinner tonight my mom told me she wished i did cough it out so i could stop saying no to everything she asks me
...gotta love those mother daughter heart to hearts...
i told her i was going to cough on the waitress if she was ugly. she bought me a glass of wine to shut me up. Fortunately, when she did tell on me, it was to our waitER who wasn't such a bad looking fella. i told him, it's just that i don't like girls so i'd cough on one of them if she was ugly.
so anyway, i haven't been able to breathe so my lip is all cut up from breathing out of my mouth. there is a mountain of kleenex sitting mext to me and i sound like that fucking pig from that kiddo movie....um...babe?
so yeah, life in Crystal-land isn't too yummy right now. *cough* i drank like 2 huge things of gatorade and food just isn't so appealing. i brought lunch to my cousin today and my new nickname at her work is "cootie." they did get close enough to me to examine my seam tattoos..which i might add are my complete FAVORITE!!
...now that they are all healed up.
i hate when people think it's fun to take pics of you when you are sick. i'll show ya anyway cuz i'm not ashamed. i wore my glow in the dark bunny slippers to dinner....how much worse can it get?
...gotta love those mother daughter heart to hearts...
i told her i was going to cough on the waitress if she was ugly. she bought me a glass of wine to shut me up. Fortunately, when she did tell on me, it was to our waitER who wasn't such a bad looking fella. i told him, it's just that i don't like girls so i'd cough on one of them if she was ugly.
so anyway, i haven't been able to breathe so my lip is all cut up from breathing out of my mouth. there is a mountain of kleenex sitting mext to me and i sound like that fucking pig from that kiddo movie....um...babe?
so yeah, life in Crystal-land isn't too yummy right now. *cough* i drank like 2 huge things of gatorade and food just isn't so appealing. i brought lunch to my cousin today and my new nickname at her work is "cootie." they did get close enough to me to examine my seam tattoos..which i might add are my complete FAVORITE!!
...now that they are all healed up.
i hate when people think it's fun to take pics of you when you are sick. i'll show ya anyway cuz i'm not ashamed. i wore my glow in the dark bunny slippers to dinner....how much worse can it get?
vixennyx:
awwww my lovey- HUGS n Smoooooooches! Im not afraid of ur cooties. of course I'm already sick, but hell- I'd smooch ya even if I wasn't! 
lecia:
