serenity_star

miss you...

That reminds me of a picture my friend at work drew of himself. It was basically him in the fetal position in the corner of the room. He entitled it "Joe after playing/viewing ______."

Insert the name of a horror film or game in the blank.

Hey there, hope that you had a great weekend. Rock on and have a great week.

why don't you just mug the celebrities? then you'll get free stuff and the satisfaction of jacking a superstar.

Hi sexy! I'm here so lets talk

YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!

Damn, next time you need someone to *coughlaywithcough* call me up...

...As for my Valentine's Day, I just found out the rest of my semester leaves me no time to even take a wizz in an alley...I have to go to work from 4am-8am and then come home to get a quick shower then to get ready to be in hammond for my clinical from 10am-6pm and then I have to jet out to 95th and Cicero for my 6pm to 10pm class...Some times will have to be changed of course cause I can't be in 2 places at once.

...this is only for 3 weeks but come onnnn!

Well hope your cheering up from my entries.

I haven't knocked back any since Friday, when I drank a good bit of 18 year old single malt.

I don't know if I want to cry, due to my undeniable machismo, but it definitely makes me want some of that.

Glad to hear you're feeling better. Being sick is no fun.

You are so freaking cute.

Hope you have a good weekend.

awwww my lovey- HUGS n Smoooooooches! Im not afraid of ur cooties. of course I'm already sick, but hell- I'd smooch ya even if I wasn't!

I love you, too

Thanks for the comment. Wish I could help you out. Go get a new tattoo. That always makes me happy. You never know if might work. Take care and thanks again.

Really? That's weird. No posts yet, just the sign up. Thats really weird

in my drunkish tears i thank you for being there and feeling my self inflicted pain, although im sorry i bring that upon u. i love u crystal and i hope to fucking whatever that you can be happy for once as well. mine will come eventually. all i ask of u is to keep being you, and not to sell out like certain others i had in my life. you are the sweetest, and i wish u the best in whatever u do. cuz "whatever" knows u deserve it. u r beautiful in every way. dont worry about me. like the lotus on my shoulder, that holds it strength and makes it thru the mud, i too, will one day come out beautiful thru all this shit. so don't worry. hugs n kisses to my best friend and forever wifey.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"

The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the river to get a drink.

The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.

The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"

The monkey looks down and says, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........Dude! How much water did you drink?!"

Hey there, sorry to hear about your troubles. I hope you are feeling today. Take care and have a great week.