serenemenace

Spent the last two days making some very ill noises.

GOD: I'm bored.

ANGEL: Why don't you give someone a nut allergy? How about that guy?

GOD: That one? Nuts used to make him feel very ill, but for the last ten years he's been just fine. Look, he's just had nuts after dinner.

ANGEL: So? You're God. You can do anything.

GOD: ... erm, well ...

"ZAPPPPP"!

"BLURGHGHH!"

GOD: Ha ha. You're right. I do feel better.