serenemenace

Spent the last two days making some very ill noises.

GOD: I'm bored.

ANGEL: Why don't you give someone a nut allergy? How about that guy?

GOD: That one? Nuts used to make him feel very ill, but for the last ten years he's been just fine. Look, he's just had nuts after dinner.

ANGEL: So? You're God. You can do anything.

GOD: ... erm,...
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Dream: Threesome for Four

I am in an old house, set far back from the road. The lights are off, but there are no curtains over the windows so the messy room is lit by the late night/early morning street, shading everything blue. All the furniture is old and/or broken, like it has been salvaged. There is a coffee table and a sofa with a...
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Cereal
8 squares of chocolate
1/2 pint of milk
Vegetable stir fry
1/2 beef pizza
1 x salad
2 x tea
1 x energy drink
2 slices of key lime pie

Dream

Cat Attack

I am outside and I see a huge, fluffy cat. It comes up as tall as my knee. It's the biggest cat I have ever seen.

The cat attacks me, over and over. It bounds towards me and then launches itself in the air. I dodge or swat it away each time.

At one point, it leaps towards me and I duck...
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