Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

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My new set is queued!

I'm tired and I don't update often, I suck.

I let my new boss cut my hair off today. . . sweet. I have doll hair now. Kinda Uma in Pulp Fiction, jaw length, blunt bangs. Kinda like a little girls doll.
I'll post a pic when I wake up and find the camera.

I need a laugh. . . . anyone got anything funny to say?
You guys always make me smile smile

Boring journal entry, sorry. I'll try to be more interesting next time.

XOXO!
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metro:
I give you, a lawyer joke:

This dude and his fiancee are all set to get married when BAM! they find themselves blown up by some random meteor. Their souls float to Heaven and they enter the pearly gates together.

While in Heaven, they decide they still want to get married. So they approach St. Peter and he considers their request and finally agrees. "I'll make all the preparations and call you when we're ready," he says.

A full 100 years later, St. Peter finally summons the couple, and they're married.

After only 30 years or so, the couple decides they're really not so hot for each other. "St. Peter," they say, "we were mistaken about the permanence of our love. We'd like a divorce."

"Are you kidding?!" Peter screamed. "It took me a century to get a priest up here, we'll NEVER get a lawyer!"


Feel betta smile
ultraman:
Q...whats the ultimate conceit?
A...having an orgasm & screaming your own name. eeek wink

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