serendipity

I guess I have to write twenty interesting things about myself.....

1. I have very crooked toes.
2. I can burp louder than anyone, seriously. My mom took me to the doctor when I was only one year old because she thought something was wrong with me. True story.
3.When I was in third grade I had to wear head gear. I guess I was allergic to it because it made my lips all big and red and puffy for a year.
4. I have a fake tooth because I chipped it so many times that it died.
5. I don't smoke tha chronic.
6. I drink A LOT of beer.
7. I had a pot-bellied pig named Oscar when I was growing up. He attacked my sister and we had to give him away.
8. I had a neighbor growing up who was obsessed with Patrick Swayze. I've seen Ghost and Dirty Dancing over 300 times.
9. I'm scared of talking to new people.
10. I'm ridiculously addicted to kichy (sp?) and tacky stuff.
11. I'm a complete slob.
12. I'm probably going to have to be a surrogate for my sister. She had cancer when she was little and they don't think she can carry a child. I don't want kids, but I kinda want to know what its like to be pregnant. Everybody wins!
13. My belly is a bagel.
14. I hate blue cheese dressing.
15. My handwriting looks like a 10 year old boy's handwriting. If he was drunk.
16. My dad let me play Leisure Suit Larry when I was only ten years old. That's how I learned about sex.
17. I love popping zits.
18. I've maintained a 3.5 or above my entire college career.
19. I hate this.
20. I'm done now.






And here is my new table.....................