Triple word score, indeed. 
I just got an oil change (finally) and learned that I only have the long skinny brake light working at the moment. My veedub aftermarket tail lights require approximately 30-45 minutes per light to change the bulb. Yes, it's that difficult, I'm not actually retarded. So after a wake & bake and round of golf (I can only golf high, I decided), that is my project for tomorrow. How scrumptiously fun.
Then the plan is to strut in my cute non-uniform clothes with Sam at the club so she can flaunt her new and improved (how can you improve on perfection? Ask Sammy) body for her favourite members...then Guelph I hope...then back to the club for the 3rd time in one day, this time after closing so we may enjoy a fine stick of weed on the course and look at the stars.
I met my friend Kiley's daughter last night. She's eight...wicked-cute...and when she saw my car she yelled "Punchbuggy silver! I love it!" and randomly exclaimed throughout the evening things like, "I like fairies!", "I like libraries!" and "I like tigers!" so it was all-around a pretty positive time. And we watched Miss Teen USA
and ate something called Chocolate Madness. 
Then I smoked a fruity J with the J-man, almost asked him to marry me for the fucking seventh time, and had the best sleep of my life.
This morning I was supposed to have a lunch date with my wifey, but my phone battery died (thanks Lucas, you airtime-eating jerkmonkey) so I was not aware of this plan till it was too late.
And now I'm enjoying some Real Fruit Gummies, so this is what I think of all of you...
How come you haven't clicked on this shit yet? I'm 3 friends away from getting my tunes back.
Yay iPods!
Work time. BYE.
I just got an oil change (finally) and learned that I only have the long skinny brake light working at the moment. My veedub aftermarket tail lights require approximately 30-45 minutes per light to change the bulb. Yes, it's that difficult, I'm not actually retarded. So after a wake & bake and round of golf (I can only golf high, I decided), that is my project for tomorrow. How scrumptiously fun.
Then the plan is to strut in my cute non-uniform clothes with Sam at the club so she can flaunt her new and improved (how can you improve on perfection? Ask Sammy) body for her favourite members...then Guelph I hope...then back to the club for the 3rd time in one day, this time after closing so we may enjoy a fine stick of weed on the course and look at the stars.
I met my friend Kiley's daughter last night. She's eight...wicked-cute...and when she saw my car she yelled "Punchbuggy silver! I love it!" and randomly exclaimed throughout the evening things like, "I like fairies!", "I like libraries!" and "I like tigers!" so it was all-around a pretty positive time. And we watched Miss Teen USA
and ate something called Chocolate Madness.
Then I smoked a fruity J with the J-man, almost asked him to marry me for the fucking seventh time, and had the best sleep of my life.
This morning I was supposed to have a lunch date with my wifey, but my phone battery died (thanks Lucas, you airtime-eating jerkmonkey) so I was not aware of this plan till it was too late.
And now I'm enjoying some Real Fruit Gummies, so this is what I think of all of you...
How come you haven't clicked on this shit yet? I'm 3 friends away from getting my tunes back.
Yay iPods!
Work time. BYE.
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no, not bestiality, just Kitty Luve