Yesterday was a fun one. I heart days off...
Drove to the T-dot to see Star Wars with Chanel and Spark_of_Life (aka Cutie McCuterson and her Cackmaster Flex). I rather enjoyed the movie, especially Yoda and closeups of Natalie Portman (and super especially when she ran off the ship to Anakin on the lava planet or whatever and I thought it was a slutty maternity minidress...I didn't think she had leggings on...and I was like wow...run some more). I did think the movie needed more Chewy so Luke and his friend could do more impressions of him during the show...I love it when people get mad.
Too bad one word ruined the ending..."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Can I have some whiz with that cheez?
After the movie, I called up the b-friend and we went for Thai food. It was spicy. Then we made out. Then I stole his copy of No Logo, which he says will make me not shop for 2 years. And that's great, because I'm an effing poverty case at the mo.
I have a pre-interview tomorrow for a real life design job...the meeting's not with someone from the company but someone I hardly know who's good friends with the principal of the firm, and we're going for all you can eat sushi. Whoever invented all you can eat sushi should be the next President, because he's obviously tons smarter than your stupid Bush. Anyway, I called him on Friday and he's like "oh I'm actually at the car dealership right now picking up a divorce car!" I said "Oh, really? What are you getting?"
Him: "It's actually kind of embarrassing."
Me: "You mean like Ford Escort embarrassing or Escalade embarrassing?"
Him: "Actually, it's worse...it's a Ferrari convertible..."
Me: (slowly pissing pants)
Him: "...with camel interior...and it's the full-top, not the half-top."
Me: "Oh. I have a Volkswagen. Okay, so I'll see you Tuesday!"
So yeah, it's June 6, so it's the 6th day of me not eating crap food. Hint of Lime Tostitos don't count. Definitely doesn't count when you eat them for breakfast.
My tum-tum hurts.
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Drove to the T-dot to see Star Wars with Chanel and Spark_of_Life (aka Cutie McCuterson and her Cackmaster Flex). I rather enjoyed the movie, especially Yoda and closeups of Natalie Portman (and super especially when she ran off the ship to Anakin on the lava planet or whatever and I thought it was a slutty maternity minidress...I didn't think she had leggings on...and I was like wow...run some more). I did think the movie needed more Chewy so Luke and his friend could do more impressions of him during the show...I love it when people get mad.
Too bad one word ruined the ending..."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Can I have some whiz with that cheez?
After the movie, I called up the b-friend and we went for Thai food. It was spicy. Then we made out. Then I stole his copy of No Logo, which he says will make me not shop for 2 years. And that's great, because I'm an effing poverty case at the mo.
I have a pre-interview tomorrow for a real life design job...the meeting's not with someone from the company but someone I hardly know who's good friends with the principal of the firm, and we're going for all you can eat sushi. Whoever invented all you can eat sushi should be the next President, because he's obviously tons smarter than your stupid Bush. Anyway, I called him on Friday and he's like "oh I'm actually at the car dealership right now picking up a divorce car!" I said "Oh, really? What are you getting?"
Him: "It's actually kind of embarrassing."
Me: "You mean like Ford Escort embarrassing or Escalade embarrassing?"
Him: "Actually, it's worse...it's a Ferrari convertible..."
Me: (slowly pissing pants)
Him: "...with camel interior...and it's the full-top, not the half-top."
Me: "Oh. I have a Volkswagen. Okay, so I'll see you Tuesday!"
So yeah, it's June 6, so it's the 6th day of me not eating crap food. Hint of Lime Tostitos don't count. Definitely doesn't count when you eat them for breakfast.
My tum-tum hurts.
} : )~
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Fuck em
If they ask you to work again just be all like
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOooOOoooOO