My dad wrote a poem and we've been reciting it for years because it's so gad damn cute:
Yum yum
Pig's bum
Wrap it up in chewing gum
Have a slice...
Very nice!
Yum yum
Pig's bum
Got some patio action in the T-dot last night...oh wow, how perfect was the weather? YES! It was my second day of not eating garbage...it was hard, but I managed to not have anything made of chocolate or drizzled in sugar or frosting. And we walked like 4 km while we smoked our joint, so I was actually pretty healthy.
And no, I am not "on a diet", I have just been going to the gym and trying not to eat shit because I have to buy a dress for a friend's wedding in like 6 weeks, and dress shopping is scary after a full school year of eating cheese and chocolate bars.
It's a 20's theme wedding...what sort of dress should I wear?
Apparently the dining room smelled like dirty vagina the other day. One of the girls I work with described it perfectly: "Ew! It smells like someone had sex in there all day, then closed their legs for like 4 days...then opened them really fast!" We think it had something to do with some spillage from the halibut buffet the day before. Mmmm.
Uhhh...what happened to Iris?
I'm going to call a dude now about a real design job...wish me luck.
} : )~
Yum yum
Pig's bum
Wrap it up in chewing gum
Have a slice...
Very nice!
Yum yum
Pig's bum
Got some patio action in the T-dot last night...oh wow, how perfect was the weather? YES! It was my second day of not eating garbage...it was hard, but I managed to not have anything made of chocolate or drizzled in sugar or frosting. And we walked like 4 km while we smoked our joint, so I was actually pretty healthy.
And no, I am not "on a diet", I have just been going to the gym and trying not to eat shit because I have to buy a dress for a friend's wedding in like 6 weeks, and dress shopping is scary after a full school year of eating cheese and chocolate bars.
It's a 20's theme wedding...what sort of dress should I wear?
Apparently the dining room smelled like dirty vagina the other day. One of the girls I work with described it perfectly: "Ew! It smells like someone had sex in there all day, then closed their legs for like 4 days...then opened them really fast!" We think it had something to do with some spillage from the halibut buffet the day before. Mmmm.
Uhhh...what happened to Iris?
I'm going to call a dude now about a real design job...wish me luck.
} : )~
spark_of_life:
when I get married its going to be a.....thats right Saved by the bell theme. its going to be sick just fucking wait. you can be lisa if you want, but shes black and your not, so your going to have to tattoo your face.