I think I'm going grey sometime this week, so to bid you all farewell (except my "reality friends" of course) I shall leave you with the 20 random things about me.
1. I don't smoke cigarettes, and I find it one of the most annoying habits someone can have...it's pretty much all I fight with the BF about.
2. Ironically, I've only ever dated smokers. Not on purpose...smokers just happen to really like me.
3. I'm really good at flaring my nostrils.
4. I bought a house when I was 21 with a guy I met online. No, seriously...we dated for 3 years. I met him, officially started dating him, and broke up with him on June 26 of three different years. And if you care, it was molson.com (currently iam.ca) that brought us together.
5. I have a backup husband who lives in Calgary. He's really hot and I met him on the same website, the same week as the other boy.
6. I have a pseudo-OCD compulsion to pluck my eyebrows every single day.
7. I really suck at ice skating and can't stand up straight...people used to call me "the speed skater" because I'm bent over like I'm 90 years old.
8. I have soooo many T-shirts...my mom is always pissed that I have "too many" because I can't fit them all in my dresser, but seriously, how can you have too many T-shirts? They are the best. I just need bigger drawers.
9. I have a birthmark in my left eye that is either a keyhole or a cat eye, according to other people. My brother has one too, but his is just a black dot instead of a streak.
10. I'm taller than both my parents.
11. My new video iPod came today! YAY! Sorry, had to sneak that one in there.
12. A lot of people think I'm a stoner. But really, how much is "a lot" of weed? I don't think I smoke a lot. Whatever.
13. The amount of food I stole from work on my last day was enough to last me throughout my entire trip to Germany. I never want to see another granola bar again.
14. I live at home with my mom. It's so I can save up enough money to pay off my debts from 3 years of school, but now that I've been done for almost 7 months, it's getting to the point where I almost would rather be in debt forever than keep living here. She just retired, so no more dancing in front of the mirror (a very fun workout if you don't know) because she's ALWAYS HOME. Boo.
15. I like to give my pets middle names. For example, the recently departed Bailey Bo, the lovely and enchanting (and much slimmer, I might add) Chance Teefnostis, and the loud but adorable Cat King Cole.
16. My brother's one of my best friends ever and I miss him sooooooo so much.
17. I'm prolly gonna marry the boyfriend I'm with now, because he puts butterflies in my tummy and hearts & stars in my eyes, which come out when we're together. It's called a Care Bear Stare.
18. This is like, the worst picture ever, but it was taken on Friday of me and 2 other 6-foot tall girls...we are Red, Blonde, and Brunette!
The random fact is that I've had girl sex with the one in the middle.
19. I will prolly get a way shorter haircut again when my stylist friend moves back from Montreal next week.
20. My friend Party is coming over right now to give me money and smoke me a joint. How awesome is that?
Dunzo...so yeah kids...Chanel I'll see ya Saturday for the shitshow, Luke I'll see you next week for the show du merde, Garth I'll see you next year sometime, and Jen maybe you will come to Canada after all because it's really not that far.
BYE.
xoxo
1. I don't smoke cigarettes, and I find it one of the most annoying habits someone can have...it's pretty much all I fight with the BF about.
2. Ironically, I've only ever dated smokers. Not on purpose...smokers just happen to really like me.
3. I'm really good at flaring my nostrils.
4. I bought a house when I was 21 with a guy I met online. No, seriously...we dated for 3 years. I met him, officially started dating him, and broke up with him on June 26 of three different years. And if you care, it was molson.com (currently iam.ca) that brought us together.
5. I have a backup husband who lives in Calgary. He's really hot and I met him on the same website, the same week as the other boy.
6. I have a pseudo-OCD compulsion to pluck my eyebrows every single day.
7. I really suck at ice skating and can't stand up straight...people used to call me "the speed skater" because I'm bent over like I'm 90 years old.
8. I have soooo many T-shirts...my mom is always pissed that I have "too many" because I can't fit them all in my dresser, but seriously, how can you have too many T-shirts? They are the best. I just need bigger drawers.
9. I have a birthmark in my left eye that is either a keyhole or a cat eye, according to other people. My brother has one too, but his is just a black dot instead of a streak.
10. I'm taller than both my parents.
11. My new video iPod came today! YAY! Sorry, had to sneak that one in there.
12. A lot of people think I'm a stoner. But really, how much is "a lot" of weed? I don't think I smoke a lot. Whatever.
13. The amount of food I stole from work on my last day was enough to last me throughout my entire trip to Germany. I never want to see another granola bar again.
14. I live at home with my mom. It's so I can save up enough money to pay off my debts from 3 years of school, but now that I've been done for almost 7 months, it's getting to the point where I almost would rather be in debt forever than keep living here. She just retired, so no more dancing in front of the mirror (a very fun workout if you don't know) because she's ALWAYS HOME. Boo.
15. I like to give my pets middle names. For example, the recently departed Bailey Bo, the lovely and enchanting (and much slimmer, I might add) Chance Teefnostis, and the loud but adorable Cat King Cole.
16. My brother's one of my best friends ever and I miss him sooooooo so much.
17. I'm prolly gonna marry the boyfriend I'm with now, because he puts butterflies in my tummy and hearts & stars in my eyes, which come out when we're together. It's called a Care Bear Stare.
18. This is like, the worst picture ever, but it was taken on Friday of me and 2 other 6-foot tall girls...we are Red, Blonde, and Brunette!
The random fact is that I've had girl sex with the one in the middle.
19. I will prolly get a way shorter haircut again when my stylist friend moves back from Montreal next week.
20. My friend Party is coming over right now to give me money and smoke me a joint. How awesome is that?
Dunzo...so yeah kids...Chanel I'll see ya Saturday for the shitshow, Luke I'll see you next week for the show du merde, Garth I'll see you next year sometime, and Jen maybe you will come to Canada after all because it's really not that far.
BYE.
xoxo
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
spark_of_life:
yeah Ill support the BNO with you.
pearlbutterfly:
no orgasm is a waste. and you are still heeeerrreee! i wish you would stay.
